Every Order We Have Shipped Has Arrived Safely
If an order is seized, we will update this immediately.
EU to EU Delivery
You're in the EU, we're in the EU. No customs fuckery, no delays, no bullshit. Discreet.
Canada to EU
Discreet as fuck and guaranteed to arrive. We pack it tight, you get it clean.
Your order has [CA] and [EU] stuff? That's €45.00 flat. Two separate tracking numbers because they ship from different spots. Not complicated.
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How to Order
- No Minimum: Buy one item or a hundred. We don't care.
- Checkout: Get your address right the first time. Double check it.
- Payment: BTC, LTC, or Solana (USDC/USDT). That's it. Nothing else.
- Out of Stock? We swap it with something equal or better. No refunds, no complaints. Just works.
How We Ship
Two warehouses. Two speeds. One goal: get your shit to you fast and intact.
- EU Items [EU]: 2–4 days, local and quick.
- CA Items [CA]: 5–10 days, global and discreet.
- Mixed Orders: €45 flat. Two tracking numbers. Don't overthink it.
DPD Locker/Shop
Pick it up yourself. Maximum privacy. Zero bullshit.
- Works for both EU and CA orders.
- CA Orders: Once it lands in EU, you redirect via DPD portal. Literally 30 seconds of work.
Home Delivery
We bring it to your door. Discreet packaging, no questions asked.
- EU-to-EU: DPD Home. Reliable. Fast. Works.
- CA-to-EU: CanadaPost. 100% success rate. Period.
- Plain packaging. No branding. No hints. Invisible.
Legal Disclaimer
This is on you. Laws vary by location and change all the time. Do your own homework before you buy. Check your local laws. We're not your lawyer and we're not responsible if you fuck this up. Know the rules in your area.