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PAYMENTS FAQ

Why the Hell Don't You Take PayPal or Bank Transfers?

Because traditional payment systems are absolute garbage for what we do.

Banks are slow as shit, fees are ridiculous, and they'll straight up kill your account if you're in any industry they deem "risky" which includes basically anything they don't control. Crypto cuts out all that middleman bullshit. You send money, we get it, done. No compliance department deciding whether you deserve to spend your own cash. No 5-7 business day settlement times. No frozen accounts. That's freedom, and that's why we run on it.

How Long Until My Shit Actually Shows Up?

Usually instant. Sometimes not.

Most payments land in seconds. First transaction? Could take 5–15 minutes depending on network traffic and which chain you're using some blockchains are faster than others, that's just facts. Once we've seen your wallet address before, future payments are smooth as hell. Use the same wallet and you won't have issues.

⚡ Bitcoin: 10–30 min (reliable as fuck) ⚡ Litecoin: 2–5 min (solid choice) ⚡ USDC/Solana: <1 min (instant vibes)

Can I Pay With My Credit or Debit Card?

Hell yeah, you can.

Not familiar with crypto? No problem. We use Ramp Network at checkout so you can pay with credit cards, debit cards, Google Pay, Apple Pay, and basically any card payment method you're already using. Ramp handles the conversion to crypto on the backend, so you just pay like normal and we get the funds. Fast, simple, no crypto knowledge required.

My Payment Fucked Up. Now What?

Don't panic. We handle this shit every day.

Hit us up on Discord if something goes sideways wrong address, tx stalled, whatever. We actually check our tickets and respond fast, usually within minutes. Blockchain transactions are permanent, so time matters, but we've got solutions. Either we'll sort it or send you a new payment link. We're not leaving you hanging.

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